what the fuck
she is the reason why i never want to be put under
Gimme this tat
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
Up Themed 1st Birthday Party (via)
THE DREAM BIRTHDAY PARTY
You better smile you little fuck
When people choose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. No, fuck you. Fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else
how to be smooth as hell with your crush
I remember at the beginning of our relationship you hated me touching your stomach. You completely hated it. But i touched it anyway. i loved your stomach, i loved lifting up your lower shirt to caress it as i snuggle up behind you. In the end you stopped minding, you stopped telling me not to touch your stomach and embraced it. Maybe you just got more used to it and weren’t bothered to stop me any longer, but i like to think that i changed you. I made you less self conscious about your body, and more accepting of yourself. I hope that’s true. I’d like to believe that that is true.